Every time I cut a bagel I fear for my life. There's really no safe way of doing it, or IS THERE? Da da du daaaaa!  (that's my attempt at a trumpet- use your imagination) introducing the incredible BAGEL BITER "the original bagel guillotine."  The Bagel Biter is "a complete slicing system"- sounds impressive, but what does it all mean? Well I got to try it (see my blueberry bagel below) and the serrated, non-stick blade is amazing- you'll have a tougher time cutting into your cream cheese than your bagel. It's incredibly easy to use, but more importantly...